This California Gurl right here was so hot that she melted my popsicle, made my Teenage Dream come true, ignited everyone’s sparks and made everyone a Firework, she abducted my heart and now I’m in love with an E.T. and I wish we could do it all again like Last Friday Night so I don’t have to say she was The One That Got Away. I LOVE YOU KATY PERRY. MARRY ME?